The Mice Will Play

Posted by julie on Sunday, 22 May 2011, 23:09

Chris ran out for some dinner groceries. I was planting a vine maple in the yard. I looked through the dining room window and saw Elena streak by, giggling, with Sylvan in pursuit, marker in hand. Uh-oh.

"Mom, she's a cheetah getting ready for the carnival."

No, it wasn’t a Sharpie.

Springtime in Eugene

Posted by julie on Sunday, 15 May 2011, 22:22

Because She-who-shall-not-be-named gave me a hard time about not posting anything but granola for nearly a month, here are some photos of our recent days.

The chalk drawings before the addition of potty words

Wishful thinking: Pahd Thai for dinner (that happened), playdate with Robbie next Saturday (we'll probably be at the beach...)

Snacktime on a bridge!

Master Young Raccoon was attempting to enter our garage when Chris spotted him

Make Your Own: Granola!

Posted by julie on Monday, 18 April 2011, 11:23

I’d been paying too much for granola. Organic, yes, but expensive, too. $8.50 a pound, locally made. Armed with a little information, I knew I could make granola just as tasty for much less money.

I started with an experimental batch, in which I just made up amounts and threw some of this and some of that in. It was overcooked, but even my fussy son ate it. So, I checked out this Serious Eats post and slideshow on making granola, and my two batches since then have been superb. If you want to experiment, I highly recommend their slideshow.

This was the recipe for my latest version:

  • 2 3/4 cups oats
  • 1/2 cup oat bran
  • 1/8 cup millet (it’s really crunchy, so don’t overdo it; 1/4 cup was too much)
  • 1/2 cup sunflower seeds
  • 3/4 cup shredded coconut
  • 5/8 cup chopped almonds and hazelnuts
  • 1/4 cup sesame seeds
  • enough cinnamon to cover the top of all the dry ingredients
  • a few shakes of dry ginger
  • 3/4 cup canola oil
  • 1/2 cup honey
  • 1/4 cup maple syrup

Mix all the dry ingredients in a big mixing bowl. Add the wet ingredients. Spread the mixture on a cookie sheet with a lip (I haven’t greased it, and it only stuck the time I overcooked.). Bake at 300°F for 50 minutes, scrambling every 10 minutes with a spatula (get everything off the bottom of the pan and re-spread). When you take the pan out, the granola won’t be crispy yet, but it will be once it’s cool. Serve with last year’s blueberries from the freezer and some plain yogurt. Mmmm.

I don’t recommend flax seeds in the mix; they have a pretty strong taste. This is why I haven’t used olive oil either, but that might be fine. I don’t know what the price per pound of this granola is, but almonds, at $6/pound, are my most expensive ingredient. So this costs me far less than when I bought granola.

Enjoy.

 

I Da King

Posted by jonesey on Monday, 18 April 2011, 7:30

When I arrived to pick up Elena at school on Wednesday, she and her teacher were both wearing paper crowns they had made. They were having a highly intellectual discussion that went something like this:

Elena: “I da king.”

Lori: “No, I’m the king.”

Elena: “No, I da king.”

Lori: “No, *I’m* the king.”

Elena: “No, *I* da king.”

Elena da king.

Some Things to Do Before I Go

Posted by julie on Sunday, 17 April 2011, 1:17

I’m in no rush, because I plan to last a century, but I might as well get started. My ongoing “bucket list” has some overlap with the Top Ten Natural Places I Want to Visit. In brainstorming order, my undoubtedly incomplete list:

  1. Learn to surf (someplace warm, without sharks)
  2. Learn to play at least a dozen songs on the guitar and participate in a campfire sing-along
  3. Learn to skateboard (maybe from my daughter or son) Update 2021: I’m no expert, but, since having kids, I am better than pathetic on a skateboard. No tricks. No drop-ins.
  4. Visit Machu Picchu
  5. Get a nice digital SLR and be proud of my photographs again Accomplished with a Sony Nex5, August 2011. No one paid me anything to say, “Get this camera. You won’t regret it.”
  6. Publish some of my writing in a real magazine February 2016: “Mountains to Climb” in Brain, Child magazine
  7. Dance with Ghanaians in Ghana
  8. Make a video that is good enough to give away
  9. See elephants and lions where they live
  10. Spend more than two weeks enjoying/relaxing in Bali (or someplace equally buoyant, warm, and surrounded by ocean)
  11. Climb to the highest point in each of the 50 states (continental 48?): Gannett Peak in WY, Mt. Washington in NH, Mt. Marcy in NY down; that leaves 47! (Oh, gosh, does this really mean I have to go back to Florida?) November 2011 update: Frissell in CT, Graylock in MA, Ebright Azimuth in DE, Jerimoth Hill in RI (This one doesn’t really count, since I only made it to the highway near the high point, which is a couple of feet higher and a few hundred feet from the road. We arrived at 4:45, and it closes at 4.). June 2013: Hood in Oregon. August 2014: Mansfield in Vermont.
  12. Visit each of the 50 states: only Michigan, North Dakota, Oklahoma, and Nebraska left
  13. Become a better listener
  14. Live in the Dolomites for at least a school year August 2019: Done! We lived in Bolzano from August-June, the kids went to an Italian school, and we all did our share of skiing and trail running.
  15. Hike the Continental Divide Trail
  16. Live near the beach for a year and spend each morning walking with the waves
  17. Climb in Yosemite
  18. Finish a quilt
  19. Catch fireflies with my grandchildren (or someone else’s grandchildren)
  20. Learn another language well enough to have a conversation on the phone August 2019: I had more than one phone conversation in Italian this past year. I didn’t enjoy any of them, and I’m not particularly fluent. But I did it.
  21. Hike the 52-mile Torres del Paine circuit in Patagonia
  22. Go on an epic bike trip, maybe in Sweden Update: I think maybe I’d prefer Nova Scotia.
  23. Lead a multi-pitch, maybe the Beckey route on Liberty Bell
  24. Visit Rocky Mountain National Park. August 2014: The cousins reunion was just outside RMNP this August, so we hiked there nearly every day. I’ll have to go back to climb Longs Peak, though. Anyone interested?
  25. Backpack in the Brooks Range
  26. Run a marathon in under 4 hours November 2011 update: I’m signed up for the Eugene Marathon in April. This is the one!; April 2012 update: 3:58:46 at April 30, 2012 Eugene Marathon
  27. Read Moby-Dick
  28. Take my kids to a drive-in, maybe at the Spud in Driggs. August 2014: Mom and I took the kids to see Popeye, in honor of Robin Williams, at the new and decidedly awesome drive-in in Amenia, just blocks from where I went to elementary school (my kids particularly liked how the bathrooms were designated with a moustache and some pouty lips). We also passed three(!) working drive-ins on the drive back from Washington last week—one somewhere north of Coupeville on Whidbey Island, one south of Port Townsend, and one northwest of Olympia. So many possibilities…
  29. Introduce my children to drinking milk through a Tim Tam (I learned it with red wine, but that’s a few years down the road)
  30. Teach my nephew something naughty but benign
  31. Climb Mount Kilimanjaro
  32. Go horsepacking
  33. Visit Walden Pond
  34. Ride a rollercoaster with my children and eventually with my grandchildren (my Gram set a high standard) August 2019: We’ve been our fair share of roller coasters. The whole family loves them.
  35. Go on a women’s only yoga/canyoneering retreat (or meditation/surfing, or some equally active and calm combo)
  36. Write every day for a year
  37. Draw every day for a year
  38. Take my children to see a meteor shower in Arizona, Montana, Kiribati, or someplace equally dark. Lie in the road and see 60 or more shooting stars in an hour. 2021 update: We’ve definitely enjoyed some meteor showers. Last year’s Perseids, which we spent at McKenzie Pass, was quite spectacular.
  39. Go to the top of the Rifle Tower (okay, Eiffel, but Sylvan said this the other day and it made me smile) August 2019: We went to the top of the Eiffel Tower last March, when we met friends from Eugene in Paris for the weekend (that sounds so sophisticated and cosmopolitan).
  40. Climb to the top of the Statue of Liberty
  41. Take a Valium and take my kids to Disney Land. No Valium required. I couldn’t believe how much fun I had, and, at 6 and 9, the kids were really great ages to both take in the magic and appreciate the thrill rides. After Space Mountain, Elena said, “Let’s go again!” When it’s not even 9 a.m., and there’s not much of a line, we could say, “Why not?” Halloween 2014.
  42. Take my Mom and daughter to a fancy tea somewhere
  43. Sell my silkscreened stuff
  44. Learn to play chess from Sylvan April 2012 update: Sylvan’s taught me how to play, and he reminds me every time we play of how each piece can move. We are currently similarly matched; he will be beating me in just a few months.
  45. Sing karaoke in front of people (this one scares me more than any other, I think)

I’m a bit distressed by the amount of fossil fuel that the travel on my list would consume. I have considered biking to the base of the highest points in each of the 50 states, then hiking…

A Few Things I’ve Already Done That Would Be On My Bucket List Otherwise

  1. Hot air ballooned (a stroke of absolute genius on my Mom’s part; this was the world’s best high school graduation present)
  2. SCUBA dived at the Great Barrier Reef
  3. Swum with dolphins in New Zealand
  4. Become a NOLS instructor
  5. Danced in a semi-professional company
  6. Studied abroad
  7. Fallen in love, more than once (More than once wasn’t on my list, but those people have made my life richer.)
  8. Run into a grizzly. Or two. (This wasn’t on my list either, but I’m glad it happened.)
  9. Run a marathon. Or three. Four actually, as of April 2012.
  10. Ridden in a helicopter. Or two.
  11. Been to a concert at Carnegie Hall
  12. Been on TV (a few times)
  13. Climbed at least 10 of Oregon’s volcanoes: South Sister, Bachelor, McLoughlin, Bailey, Cowhorn, Diamond Peak, Washington, Maiden Peak, Lava Butte, Mt. Scott November 2011 update: Thielsen. Summer 2012: Three-Fingered Jack, Broken Top. Summer 2013: Hood, Black Crater, Little Belknap.

Talk to the booty, ’cause the hand is off-duty

Posted by julie on Tuesday, 12 April 2011, 23:36

A Fish

Posted by jonesey on Saturday, 19 March 2011, 7:38

Elena: “I want some tape.”
Chris: “You want some masking tape, with writing on it?”
Elena: “Yes.”
Chris: “What do you want it to say?”
Elena:

A FISH

Two for two!

Posted by jonesey on Sunday, 27 February 2011, 22:46

Julie and I won two (two!) awards at Chandra and Eric’s always highly anticipated and enjoyable Oscar party tonight.

I was the male winner of the award for best costume, with my interpretation of listless Oscar co-host James Franco’s interpretation of Aron Ralston, the guy who (spoiler alert!) cut off his arm after being trapped under a rock for a few days. And if you think that’s on the wrong side of tasteful, do I have to remind you of my Steve Irwin Halloween costume, donned just weeks after his unfortunate incident with the ray? Oy!

P.S. Don’t ask what’s in the Nalgene bottle.

Julie just missed with her spot-on Holly Golightly outfit (note Cat and cigarette holder), but she won the prize for most awards guessed correctly (14 out of 24). Cat is holding her trophy.

Aron and Holly

Aron Ralston and Holly Golightly at the Academy Awards, Feb 27, 2011

Neighborhood Fire Hydrants

Posted by julie on Monday, 21 February 2011, 22:36

For those of you who aren’t in Eugene, here’s a link to all of the South University Neighborhood Association’s painted fire hydrants. If you click on a photo, you might get a little more information about the artist.

Good News: CPR really can help

Posted by julie on Sunday, 20 February 2011, 23:20

The good news: The young woman who had a heart attack while we were at Bounce last week is alive and recovering. CPR really does perfuse bodily tissues with oxygen. When definitive care is close, it can buy you enough time. It bought her enough time.

More good news: A woman, a first grade teacher, retired after 30 years, told me the other day at the pool that she appreciated the way I was speaking to my children. I smiled and thanked her. “No, thank YOU,” she said. I have my naturopath, Dr. Bove, to thank for my newly discovered calm.

Even more good news: My goal for the 25K Hagg Lake mud run today was between 2:43-3 hours and to place within the top half of my age group and gender. My time? 2:42. I placed 8th of 32 women aged 35-39, and 117 of 267 overall. Can I tell you how much ankle-deep mud can slow a person down? I should have run in cleats. Or crampons. I only fell three times. The winner fell five. See, he was going for it more than I.

I didn't lose my shoes! Good gaiters.

And, finally, 1974. My love and I went to Rita Honka’s 50th! birthday party on Friday. We decided that 70s attire wasn’t optional.

Polyester Couple