Our friends Chandra and Eric host an Oscar party every year. They encourage us to dress up, and they even take red carpet photos. This means I get an excuse to wear my tuxedo at least once a year. Here’s a photo of Steve, Eric, and your humble scribe, looking pretty suave.
I'm well dressed, but I have a little face coming out of the back of my head.
I think you can get that taken care of with outpatient surgery.