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Restless legs

Posted by julie on Tuesday, 6 May 2008, 21:44

Sure, I am experiencing that odd restless leg syndrome that sometimes accompanies pregnancy, but that’s not what I mean.

I just read Alan Weisman’s The World Without Us, and Weisman’s various travels ignited my old travelin’ yearnin’. I hadn’t even heard of the two places that garnered my most serious vacation envy: Cappadocia, Turkey and the Bialowieza Puszcza Preserve straddling Poland and Belarus. Cappadocia’s geology alone could arouse wanderlust in a geology major like me. Volcanic ash cemented into tuff, a relatively soft rock, which was overlaid with basalt, which is really durable. The result, after millions of years of erosion, was a landscape of deeply-cut valleys and “fairy towers,” narrow pillars of tuff capped with basalt. The tuff was also stable enough but soft enough that, at least 1700 years ago, people started to carve rooms, hallways, and entire cities many stories down into the earth. Weisman’s description of Cappadocia’s underground world enchanted me, and, while I wouldn’t be able to live underground for most of the year like some of those folks apparently did, I do want to get a room in a cave hotel for a few nights.

And how could I have not heard of the Bialowieza Puszcza forest before? Old growth in Europe. With wisents. Sound like creatures of Tolkien’s.

Regarding Weisman’s book, The World Without Us: I’d originally heard about it last August in a public radio interview, and Weisman’s conceptual undertaking interested me. Weisman suggests that humans might be spirited away in some manner, and he ruminates on how the Earth will both bounce back and continue to be affected by our presence — even in our absence.

Like an overzealous graduate student, Weisman may have done a bit too much research. The book doesn’t flow very naturally, since it simply includes so much information gleaned from so many sources. But the thing is, most of the information is just fascinating, and each individual section is written well. I didn’t notice the writing, which is one of the ways I recognize good writing. I wanted to read every word, even though I knew I couldn’t retain it. I learned about places I’d never heard of before, and Weisman’s first few chapters, about how our buildings and cities will fare without us, were imaginative feats.

Time to lace up my new Keens and hit the highway — well, maybe I’ll wait until this baby has popped him/herself out.

Happy Birthday: 30 Months

Posted by julie on Friday, 14 March 2008, 10:52

Dear Sylvan,

You recently turned two and a half. That’s halfway to five, and 1/24 of the way to sixty. That lunar eclipse a few weeks ago was the third in less than a year, but we won’t have another until December 2010. Upon hearing that, it took me a moment to realize that your little sister or brother, who’s currently kicking my pelvic bone, will be your grand old age now during that next eclipse. And you’ll be five.

Sylvan is psyched that it’s snacktime

When I come home after working all day——while you’re eating olives, climbing up slides, learning to sing the alphabet song flawlessly, and painting your clothes and your hair at school——and I see your face, I just want to cry because I’m so happy to hug you. I know, I know, maybe it’s just the pregnancy hormones, the same ones giving me heartburn, but I think it might be more than that. I think it’s because I’ve finally fallen in love with you. When you read this, you might think, “It took Mom 2 1/2 years to fall in love with me?!” It’s not that you were a hard sell——well, not after the first four months——but I think I struggled against how stifled I felt as a stay-at-home parent. And, if I’d fallen madly in love with you in the first few months, I don’t think I would have trusted it; isn’t it supposed to take time to fall in love? If it makes you feel any better, I would have thrown myself in front of a bus to save you at any point.

“No, I won’t fall asleep.”

This past weekend, I traveled to Point Reyes Station, California, in the organic agricultural wonderland of West Marin, for a Wallace Stegner conference. I was inspired by the writers who were there celebrating Stegner’s work——Barry Lopez, William Kittredge, Annick Smith, Robert Hass, Merrill Joan Gerber, Lynn and Page Stegner——and I was overcome by the area’s beauty and history, how I wanted to share that not only with my favorite traveling partner, your Dad, but also with you.

I hiked on Sunday morning to Chimney Rock (check out map link on that page for an overview of the whole Point Reyes peninsula), where the wildflowers have started to signal spring. I saw Douglas’s iris, coast wallflower, California buttercup, checkermallow, and footsteps-of-spring. I missed the chocolate lilies I was told were in bloom. White-crowned sparrows perched on coast lupine, singing to the sunny morning and flitting away when I passed. On the drive to the trailhead, a coyote and I exchanged glances as she trotted down a cow trail, scouring the slope for bunnies. Then I walked over to an elephant seal nursery beach, where I counted 110 basking seals——well, 90 or so sunbathing seals and about 20 pathetically crying month-old pups whose mothers had weaned them and then gone off for weeks to regain the body weight they’d lost while nursing. Four curious Hereford heifers peered over their pasture’s edge, past the cross-bedded sandstone cliffs, down to the beach, wondering what was making that sad sound.

I really enjoyed this selfish, indulgent, sunny morning (the whole weekend, really). But it was such a short hike, filled with so many animals and sounds, that I knew you would have loved it. While I’ve left you for nearly two weeks at a time in the past, this three days was a challenge. I called home every day. You’ve captured me.

Sylvan has good hair

On Tuesday, as we walked down the street outside the library, you walked up on a lawn, pointing to a newly-erected sign with letters and numbers carved into it. “Seven,” you said, pointing to the number seven. I think I just stared at you for a minute. You know numbers?! Then you pointed to the eight, telling me what it was. You proceeded to point to all of the sign’s S’s and O’s. In the bath later that night, with your foam alphabet letters, I realized that you can reliably recognize seven letters: S, O, C, Z, A, V, and U. Yes, this means that I think you’re brilliant——and I wouldn’t be surprised if your father is right, that you’ll be reading when you’re three. I guess that’s not all that impressive, given the recent story of the 17-month-old reading phenom, but don’t worry, we’ll still think it’s amazing whenever you decide to read.

Two of Sylvan’s favorite things: dragon costume and mac ‘n’ cheese

Daddy recently started a list of your quotes on the fridge, since you’re really quite amusing.

Your father often brings you in to gently step on my head to wake me up in the morning. You were in high spirits a few days ago, singing imaginative, made-up songs, so I told you that you are silly. You replied, “It made the funny come out of my brain.”

Non sequitur Sylvanism: “Mom, you can pretend you’re a banana boat, if you want.”

This morning, observing my burgeoning belly: “You have a tummy melon.”

Where you got half of your silliness

Love you,
Mom

15 Minutes for Everyone Else

Posted by julie on Monday, 25 February 2008, 16:10

All of a sudden, I feel like many of my friends are famous. I started thinking about it when Chris had me listen to this podcast he’d heard while making dinner (you can read the text of the story, if you prefer). That’s Jenn, who I’ve known since third grade when her Mom was our Brownie troop leader. Now Jenn works for the FBI, doing super-cool forensics biochemistry. Of course, that means she has to work in D.C., so, while I’m envious of her work as a scientist . . .

Then there’s Melynda, with whom I went to grad school. We were very sorry when our outdoorsy (and adorable, Chris would remind me, if I’d given him the chance) friend moved to the drier snows and cloudless skies of Montana. Since then she’s managed to combine her outdoor experience with her desire to write. She wrote a book for which her research consisted of cross-country skiing in Montana, and she’s penned and sold a number of articles as well. She’s working on her next cross-country ski guide, I think — or at least she’s doing more “research.” Yeah, I’m just plain jealous — and impressed by her drive.

Then I was listening to a re-broadcast edition of This American Life via podcast and came across my college roommate, Robin, talking about a girls’ quiz show for which she used to write (Robin’s in Round III). Thank goodness for podcasts, or I’d know nothing about what my friends are up to. Robin has also written and published a novel, Shaking Her Assets, a number of magazine articles, and quite a few episodes of various sitcoms.

No discussion of famous friends would be complete without a nod to Sandra, who exercised her rich tenor (sometimes alto) in an a capella group in college, belting out Annie Lennox songs. I recommend the “Do you have a lover?” video.

And Chandra, who, along with her husband, Eric, invited us to their annual Oscar bash last night, made it into the New York Times last fall through her job for Oregon Wild, an organization that advocates for Wilderness and forests, among other honorable activities. You can find Chandra measuring a tree in the New York Times slideshow. She also recently wrote a column for the Eugene Weekly.

Emma, who was in Chris’s eating club at college, might be the most famous of all, spreading sex advice and information far and wide. Please watch em&lo’s reel of TV clips, if only so you can appreciate how charming it is listening to Emma’s British accent on Anal Airlines (NOT for the office and NOT for my Dad).

Go, girls.

Happy Birthday: 29 Months

Posted by julie on Tuesday, 12 February 2008, 23:00

Dear Sylvan,

Last night, your Daddy sent me an e-mail: “If Sylvan is feeling creative tomorrow, he could make some little cards for everyone, and he and I could deliver them on Wednesday. . . I was thinking something pretty minimal, like a small red heart on which one of us writes ‘(heart), Sylvan’ and then Sylvan can decorate as he sees fit. Nothing too insane or time-consuming.” Despite the fact that he’s known me for fourteen years, your father apparently doesn’t know me at all, at least when it comes to art projects. First of all, cutting out 31 little red hearts would have given me agita. Second of all, “minimal?” Impossible. So you and I went shopping, spent too much money on a stamp pad, heart stamp, and stickers, and away we went. You were somewhat interested; let’s just say that it would have been fine if we’d only been making Valentines for the ten or so people in your classroom at any one time. You preferred putting your transparent little face stickers directly on top of the Chianti-red stamped hearts, giving you a disturbing disguise. Good thing you went to bed after stickering only eight cards.

Sylvan’s Valentines

You awoke in the middle of last night, saying, “I want to pee in the potty, Daddy!” This despite the fact that you were wearing a disposable diaper. Good job. Then, you said, “Daddy, you need to kiss me on my chin.” Daddy obliged. You need kisses when you hurt. And, although you don’t have a word for your throat yet, you had the same sore throat last night that your Daddy and I had. You wanted him to kiss your throat; your chin was pretty close, geographically.

Sylvan as sleeping bagThis whole potty training thing has amazed me, frankly. I mean, kids just learn stuff. Who knew? What seems most miraculous is that we just started dressing you in big boy underwear: sink or swim, baby. It took two weeks, but you realized you didn’t like the feeling of warm, wet socks. By three weeks, you pretty much had it down: “Daddy come in the baffwoom! Close the doors!” In fact, you made it all the way from the east side of the mountains in one pair of dry underwear on Sunday. I could have used some Depends.

Today, you told me you wanted to go out the gate, a euphemism for going for a walk to see the world. It was time for a snack and some more Valentine-making (soon, you’ll be able to tell me where to stick my craft projects). You said, “Do you hear my words? It’s time to go out the gate.” I did hear your words, but it didn’t seem like it, did it? This evening, at 7:52, you asked Daddy whether he could hear your words, which were saying it was not, in fact, time for bed.

You’ve also picked up one phrase that you rarely use correctly: “in case.” I can’t think of one of your improper examples, but you never have a dependent clause. The funnier one is “sorry,” which you use correctly. Almost. Last night, Daddy was going to take you to bed, which would have given me 45 minutes of uninterrupted Julie-time; but I didn’t tell you that, I swear. You said, “Sorry, you’re going to take me to bed, Mommy.”

Sylvan tries out his new skisWe spent the weekend on the sunny side of the mountains, staying in one of Lapine State Park’s “deluxe” cabins with Cole and his family, while your girlfriend, Josie, and her family rented another, and our littler friend Colton and his parents were in a third. On Saturday, we headed up to Foggy Bottom Sno-Park (a.k.a. Swampy Lakes), where we put on your brand-new cross-country skis in the parking lot. You didn’t take them off for another 45 minutes or so, and then only with a fight. After tracking through the parking lot to get used to the skis, we headed out on-trail, and you insisted on skiing for about a fifth of a mile. That won’t sound impressive when you’re eleven, but, let me tell you, you Sylvan skiing by himselfcurrently stand as tall as my hip socket. And you didn’t even have poles. Sure, you held one of our hands for most of the time, but, gosh, most adults aren’t nearly as good on skis their first time around. After your grumpy, sleepy breakdown, falling asleep in my arms as I sang “Froggy went a-courtin’,” a nap in a backpack, and lunch, you strapped the skis on again. You went downhill, bending your knees, as we suggested, so you wouldn’t fall. And you requested the hokey-pokey on skis, putting your “left foot in” with no problem. You even jumped on your skis, right off the ground, during the “that’s what it’s all about, WHOO!” section.

Sylvan demonstrating his impeccable crouch position

I don’t want to push you, but I’m going to tell you right now that I was so proud of you on those skis. You just loved it. I’m going to try to encourage you to enjoy backpacking, climbing, skiing, canoeing, and later, mountaineering, without driving you away from the pursuits I love so much. I won’t push. I hope. I asked your Dad the other day, “Do you know what I think about way too much?” And, after his de rigueur responses about body image, he conceded that it would be wise for him to stop guessing. I said, “At what age can I can take my kids mountaineering? Eleven?”

Sylvan throwing a snowball at Mom

The tree frogs are peeping tonight. And my garlic is growing. Spring in Eugene, and it’s only February. We had six inches of snow two weeks ago!

I love you, Sweet Boy,
Mommy

What Julie Does For Fun

Posted by julie on Sunday, 27 January 2008, 23:32

Enough time has passed that I finally feel I can post a photo of my Halloween costume. It’s just that, you know, my Dad reads this site. But, hey, I’m the one who stepped out of my house half-naked with balloons in my shirt (sorry, Dad); no coercion necessary.

Yes, of course they’re real!

I’ve wanted to be Lara Croft for Halloween for some time now. And, well, to give you too much information, breastfeeding really takes off the pounds, taking me back on the scale to 11th grade. This was my chance, before my body realized that it wasn’t covered with the friendly layer of baby fat I’ve worn for all but the years between 13 and 19.

The costume has knee-high black heeled boots, too, but I have to draw the line somewhere.

Grand Canyon for the Weekend

Posted by julie on Wednesday, 7 November 2007, 17:55

Wide canyon view from near South RimAs Sylvan and I biked to the library this morning, I considered my appreciation and awe of this amazing time-travel thing we do when we fly in airplanes. Yesterday, at precisely the time I was biking to the library this morning in Eugene, 9:45 a.m., I had climbed 1500 feet toward the south rim of the Grand Canyon. I’d started at a campsite on Horseshoe Mesa, and, in another 1000 feet, I’d reach the rim.

Blooming yucca and Vishnu PointTwo and a half weeks ago, I was given the opportunity to take a Leave No Trace Master Educator Course in the Grand Canyon. Although already an LNT Master (not to be confused with my position as the Master of Science), I’d like to instruct these courses, which are typically five days long, plus a couple of contract days before and after for planning and wrapping up — an ideal length for a Mom. In order to instruct these courses, NOLS instructors typically take one in order to see how it’s run. A position opened up on this course a couple of weeks ago, and I got a chance to see the Grand Canyon.

The Grand Canyon surprised me with its narrow Did you know agave looked this cool close-up?width. I’d envisioned a web of canyons, but the Grand Canyon is, of course, simply the Colorado River’s valley with some impressively eroded side channels running up to the rims. It’s only 12 miles across from the North to the South Rim. That doesn’t make it any less impressive when you come upon it and peer in, but it does make it a little more manageable. I felt like I could have easily made it down to the river and back in two days. I like how walking gives me that feeling of power, that I’d be able to walk down to the mythical Colorado River in just a day.

If you’ve hiked in the Grand Canyon, you’re familiar with trails in improbable locations, like hanging from the side of cliffs. The Park actually has a Trails Historian who, among other things, makes sure that trail maintenance is performed with materials and in a manner similar to those used during the trail’s construction — or at least during its maintenance in the past 200 years. Some Grand Canyon trails may have their origins thousands of years ago, when hunter-gathering cultures lived in the area that’s now Grand Canyon National Park.

“Cradles” constructed as a platform for the trail

Hiking down to Page Springs

We did some minor spelunking in the Cave of the Domes, in the Redwall limestone layer underneath Horseshoe Mesa. I took this photo looking toward the bright sunlight from within the cave’s lobby. Just minutes before, Air Force One had flown over; I don’t know any other aircraft with such an entourage.

Entrance to the Cave of the Domes

The Grand Canyon’s human history extends back 10,000 years, and there’s plenty of evidence of the humans who have lived and worked there for the past 500 years. This cave dwelling is down in Cottonwood Canyon, on the west side of Horseshoe Mesa.

 

Cave in Cottonwood Canyon

Horseshoe Mesa was a copper-mining hotbed in the late 1800s, at least until the realization was reached that getting ore, even remarkably high-grade ore, out of the Grand Canyon and then to any sort of population center was not cost-effective. Following are photographs of the remnants of that copper industry.

Stone cabin on Horseshoe Mesa, with Horseshoe Mesa Butte behind. The miner Pete Berry’s cabin?

Cabin on Horseshoe Mesa

Copper ore. Maybe azurite (blue) and malachite (green). What am I, a geologist?

Copper ore on Horseshoe Mesa

Wheelbarrow left to stay until it rusts away, near Page Spring.

Wheelbarrow with Vishnu Point behind

And, if you were wondering, yes, I could quite possibly have the best husband around, one who not only understands what makes his wife tick (getting away to hike) but works hard to keep her ticking merrily away. This was my last view of the boys when they dropped me off at the airport last week.

My happy boys

Rooting for the Other Team

Posted by julie on Sunday, 14 October 2007, 22:17

Chris and Sylvan observe the garter snake near Clear LakeNo, I won’t say anything about this. I’m talking about Snake vs. Julie. I am not particularly wary of snakes — no more than anyone who’s heard a rattle and jumped a little, hoping the snake isn’t directly underfoot. I like snakes. Really. This guy, after we almost stepped on him as we walked down a closed road, reacted slowly, still thawing after a cold night, allowing me to take out the camera and get down to his level. Then, as I peered through the screen, he was, all of a sudden, MUCH closer and covering distance quickly. This photo, I have to admit, was taken as I scrambled to stand up and not be eaten by the eight-foot-long python:

This garter snake is coming at me quickly - too quickly.

It is clear to me that Chris was actually saying, “Faster, Snakie!” as this photo was taken.

View From My Window*

Posted by julie on Sunday, 14 October 2007, 20:49

On Wednesday, I stepped out of class to sunny skies and a street fair with yummy-smelling pahd thai, so I headed to an indoor ATM and came back outside. It was pouring, so I bailed on the tasty food and went to pick up Sylvan, grateful that I’d brought full raingear. As Sylvan and I biked home, the sun emerged, blinding me with the glare off the street. I really enjoy these autumn and spring days, fickle with their weather. I figured the rest of the day would shape up in similar fashion, so, after carrying my already-sleeping child up to bed, I put the camera in my pocket to show you what 10 October 2007 looked like in Eugene.

1:18 p.m., looking west from bedroom window

Autumn leaves and gray sky

1:19 p.m., looking south from bedroom window, through screen. This is the last of the blue sky I encountered on my ride home.

The last piece of blue sky

1:27 p.m., looking south from office window

Neighbor’s truck, the “Glug Glug,” and lots o’ water

4:26 p.m., looking west from front porch

Clearing up for the evening, in typical fashion

* With credit to Andrew Sullivan, of The Atlantic, who publishes “The View From Your Window” on his blog, The Daily Dish

April Showers Bring May Mormons

Posted by jonesey on Monday, 8 October 2007, 12:01

Julie’s post about her family inspired me to get on the web to see if I could learn anything about family members in generations earlier than the ones for which she has pictures. I had no idea what I was getting into. If you want the short version, here it is: it took me about five minutes of clicking to get back to the Mayflower. Goodness.

And I owe it all, of course, to the Mormons. That’s right, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. They are obsessed with genealogy, and they put it all up on the web.

So, without further ado, we traced it back like this:

Julie Polhemus

Julie’s father, Richard Polhemus

Richard’s father, John Alexander Polhemus

John’s mother, Julia Hanna Polhemus

Julia’s mother, Ada Preston Hanna

That’s as far as Julie’s pictures go. Pretty good so far. I went to the LDS Family Search web page and typed in “Ada Preston” and “Dover, NY”. And up she came, just like that: Ada Preston, born 1859, Dover, New York; died 1926, Poughkeepsie, New York.

The page lists her parents and her husband, John A. Hanna. Each person’s name is a clickable link. Here’s Ada Preston.

From there, it was just a matter of clicking on links. Watch this:

Ada’s father, Henry M. Preston (1830-1900; born and died in Dover, NY)

Henry’s mother, Sarah M. Ward (1805-1882; born and died in Dover, NY)

Sarah’s mother, Anna Soule (1774-?; born Beekman’s Pct, Dutchess Co., NY)

Anna’s father, Nathan Soule (1738-?; born Dartmouth, MA)

Nathan’s father, George Soule (1709-1793; born and died in Dartmouth, MA)

George’s father, Nathan Soule (born 1675-1680, Dartmouth, MA; died 1738, Dartmouth, MA)

Nathan’s father, George Soule (born 1625-1639, Plymouth, MA; died 1704, Dartmouth, MA)

Wait a minute, did you say Plymouth, Massachusetts? In the 1620s or 1630s?

Let’s try George’s father. Something tells me that he wasn’t born in Massachusetts.

George’s father was also named George Soule. According to the LDS records, he was born between 1593 and 1600, in Eckington, Worcester, England. He died in 1679 in Plymouth, Massachusetts. He was married to Mary Bucket (or perhaps Becket, Buckett, or Beckett).

Now we go back to Google and type in “Mayflower passengers.” Good old Google gives us the goods in the first link. Sure enough, George Soule was one of the passengers on the Mayflower. According to the web page, he married Mary Buckett (flexible spellers, these folks) and had at least nine children who survived into adulthood. Including George.

To sum up: one of Julie’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfathers was one of 102 passengers on the Mayflower. That’s ten greats, twelve generations back in just a few minutes of clicking.

Wow. I think I might be starting to like this web thing.

And if that weren’t enough, I have it on good authority that I can trace my family tree back to William Brewster, another passenger on the Mayflower. I bet those helpful Mormons will be able to assist me with that one as well.

One note: In doing a bit of side research, I came across a number of notes warning about the veracity of these records, since they are mostly submitted by humans whose research is unverifiable. Wise researchers suggest using the records as a starting point. Genealogy research is loaded with false leads and hard-to-verify information. Nevertheless, this was pretty neat.

Illustrated Family Tree

Posted by julie on Sunday, 30 September 2007, 13:49

Dad’s family, displayed on the wall

When my Gramma Gertrude passed away nearly four years ago, I asked for these photos that hung on her bedroom wall. They’ve been on the plate rail in our dining room for two years, and, on Friday, I arranged them according to what branches they inhabit on my family tree.

The little smiling cherub on the bottom is my Dad, and, on viewer’s left is a toddler photo of Gramma Gertrude, complete with side curls and a crocheted sweater, pointing at something fascinating over the photographer’s shoulder. Her parents, George Fisher and Ethel Violet Pilch Fisher, or Nana, are on the left. Nana lived with Gramma when I was little, rocking in her chair in the kitchen at Gramma’s gorgeous house on School Street, and she passed away when I was eight.

Above Nana, going clockwise, are George Fisher’s parents, Grandpa & Grandma Fisher, as Gramma Gertrude’s note says, leaning on a rather ornate column. Her name was Anna, and I’ll defer to Dad and Uncle John to fill in his name. Clockwise and up a bit are Nana’s parents, Robert Owen Pilch and Mary Ann Monement Pilch, rocking on the porch. Mary Ann looks exactly like her daughter would when I knew her years later. I believe Mary Ann was blind, and I think my Dad told me he remembers being in her kitchen as she was cooking and singing.

10/7: Regarding Grandpa & Grandma Fisher, from Dad: “My grandfather Fisher’s father was named Johannes Fischer—a Swiss immigrant. He and Anna (who was German) lived in Hermann, Missouri—a German-speaking community on the Missouri River, founded by Socialists in the 1840’s—It is now famous as a wine-growing tourist destination. Johannes lost an eye in the Civil War—he fought on the Union side–Missouri was about 50/50 in the war. Grandpa Fisher dropped the “c” during the First World War—there was strong anti-German prejudice at the time.”

On viewer’s right of my agreeable little Dad, who has a little curl “right in the middle of [his] forehead,” are his father, John Alexander Polhemus, with his parents, Julia Hanna Polhemus and George Warren Polhemus. Moving counter- clockwise, George’s parents are above him and to the right; they are Mathias Van Dyke Polhemus and Eliza Warren Polhemus. Up and to the left are Julia’s parents in the separate photographs, John A. Hanna with the astonishing moustache and his wife, Ada Preston Hanna. John Hanna was a New York assemblyman and head of Dutchess County’s Republican Party.

Okay, we’re ready for photos of the ancestors of our three other parents. I’ve thrown down the gauntlet. I’ll find some wall space.

Happy Birthday, Gramma.